Next time you find your mini-fridge devoid of Coke Zero Black Cherry Vanilla (an actual flavor) you may want to consider restocking with some Jones Dungeons and Dragons Spellcasting Soda. It comes in 6 D&D’rific flavors including Illithid Brain Juice, Sneak Attack, Bigby’s Crushing Thirst Destroyer, Dwarven Draught, Eldritch Blast and finally for the Bard (Gay) member of your party there is the sugar-free Potion of Healing.
For the financiers out there this is a “Limited Edition” product so you may want to buy some up purely for the investment potential. In the dead of winter when the nerds have greedily consumed all of their delicious spellcasting soda these will probably fetch a pretty penny on Ebay.
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